Simpin

when you can't stop thinking about a person, so you listen to sad music

Dawg what's wrong?
Man I'm simpin.

by dawgg4545 April 4, 2019

Simplicated

For all the things in life that should be simple but are complicated. (ie: relationships, emotions, ice cream, Reddit)

Him: Hey, how’s nursing school going?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?

by ElboiCoco April 21, 2021

simping

When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.

Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"

by ilikepie96 December 1, 2019

Simpin

Listening to sad music thinking about someone who’s not thinking about you

Damn bruh I was simpin about Rachel last night

by Yeeteeer June 16, 2019

King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

by veIocity March 15, 2020

simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020