similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

similar

alike but not identical

titties would be weird if one was not similar to the other

by Float September 7, 2003

simian silicus

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.

instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.

by JasonS November 21, 2005

similarish

Related, but with liberties taken that may make something entirely different.

The color in his design is similarish to the blue the client supplied.

by dannyblueshades December 30, 2008

simcard worthy

a girl or guy that isnt worth the effort to put her/his number in the sim card on your phone

Person 1:Yo check out yolanda, shes looking good
Person 2:yeah but she only uses guys to buy her things, beleive me she isnt simcard worthy

by Discard October 6, 2008

smica

Noun. A goddess like woman, who is taken hostage by the devil and falls in love with him.

Smica was taken into the pits of hell; Were she had her heart broken by lucifer himself.

by smica June 17, 2008