silentist

A man of reason who has dedicated his life to the pursuit of the continuing advance of human knowledge... On the most effect way to "Silence" people.

The Nazi silentists were at the cutting edge of research at Auschwitz

by TheSilentist666 January 11, 2017

slunting

The act of hunting for sluts. A combination of two words that were already perfect in hunting and slut to make one super awesome word slunting.

Last night I went out slunting and this morning I woke in a strange bed.

by slunter25 February 18, 2013

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

Sleeting

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.

"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."

by SupaNative July 7, 2009

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

Selexting

The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.

I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.

Or -

I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!

by sayfromage May 18, 2014

slerting

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

by Vl028 February 28, 2017