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Drunk Sincerity

After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.
Person A-"You know I've always loved you."
Person B-"That's just Drunk Sincerity, go sleep it off."
by Underworld Element October 17, 2006
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Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".
"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."
by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022
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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
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Stanced up

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.
by YeaMS September 10, 2016
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wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."
They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.
by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007
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sience

1. Any form of data, concept, or media that may appear somewhat credible, but is actually complete bullshit or is a repost.

This applies especially when sience is the title.

2. A term usually used by an unintelligent individual, usually a bimbo, who attempts to look intellectually or philosophically profound.

In this context, such an individual may refer to sience itself as the universe, their own limited knowledge in mathematics and science, or something cool they found on the internet.
Bimbo:"Like, OMG, I like, totally LOOOVE sience. It's like, so beautiful."
by Flint P. December 12, 2012
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Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
by Eminem October 14, 2003
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