shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

shyster

The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.

It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

Shysterism

The act of being a shyster, one whom runs scams, is full of shit, dishonest and /or shady….

I am so tired of Matt and his shysterism, he's always running some type of scam!

by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

shyster

A Jewish professional who cons people. Taken from the Shakespearian character Shylock, in "The Merchant of Venice."

That shyster is stealing my money.

by Maria Purice November 14, 2005

Shyster Meister

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

by freedom boy June 16, 2009

Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

shyster steve

One who cooks the books for his daughters sake in U-12 softball

What a shyster Steve he is. His daughter grounds into a fielders choice and gets a fucking single!!!!!!

by John C. Dieter October 8, 2020