by Danny Delinquent December 14, 2003
The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.
It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
by NIKKY T February 3, 2014
A Jewish professional who cons people. Taken from the Shakespearian character Shylock, in "The Merchant of Venice."
by Maria Purice November 3, 2005
An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
by freedom boy June 17, 2009
Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
What a shyster Steve he is. His daughter grounds into a fielders choice and gets a fucking single!!!!!!
by John C. Dieter October 8, 2020