Shyamalan

A handjob with a twist right at the moment of climax. The result is painful and ruins a normally enjoyable experience, much like an M. Night Shyamalan film.

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Crazy bitch surprised me with a Shyamalan during a handy, fucked up my nut. It was worse than Airbender cause i couldnt get my $10 back.
by DisposablePal March 25, 2011
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Shyamalan

A Shyamalan can be used to describe a girl who looks great from behind however upon seeing the front of her, you are horrified at your findings (the twist!).
That girl I sat behind in my Spin class looked hot, but when she reached back for her water bottle, she was a Shyamalan; what a twist!
by Gellikit October 26, 2010
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Shyamalan Groan

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
by The Minn September 21, 2010
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Shyamalan twist

When a girl twists your cock by flicking her wrist during a handjob.

The reason behind the name is because famous movie director M. Night Shyamalan has lots of absurd twists at the end of his movies.
“Damn, Elsa gave a mean shyamalan twist last night”
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M. Night Shyamalan

A director best known for making good movies earlier in his career and increasingly ill received movies as of late. His movies also infamously use twist endings
Interviewer: "Mr. M. Night we loved 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Signs' but how can ypu possibly explain 'The Last Airbender'?"

M. Night Shyamalan:" You think I will answer this question but"
by breakstress July 01, 2010
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M. Night Shyamalan

The director who single handedly destroyed the movie Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was after this movie that he was cast into a prison until he could salvage the trilogy.
Man 1: What happened to M. Night Shyamalan?

Man 2: Oh didn't you hear? The Avatar fans kidnapped him and sold his possessions to fund a new movie.
by dirk_monkey July 09, 2010
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M. Night Shyamalanism

Verb: To pull something spectacular off once, and then fail miserably each time you try to do it again.
1) Dude, your second attempt at dinner last night was such an M. Might Shyamalanism.

2) I thought it could work, but I ended up doing an M. Night Shyamalanism.
by Lltan October 31, 2010
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