Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

shwing shwong

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'

Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"

by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009

shmonga

Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.

Look at this cute little shmonga, I'm gonna boosh that shmonga.

by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020

shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless

Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas

by Dert Otek May 8, 2022

Shonga Bonga

Big white or black cock with an Arabic twist.

This tall dude has a Shonga Bonga

by donga don September 4, 2022

Chimi-shlonga

A man wraps a tortilla around his penis for his partner as a dessert or snack after a meal

Hey honey, you want a bite of my chimi-shlonga after dinner?

by Gringo777 October 20, 2014

shonga

Of a mystical, spirited, "chill", mysterious, dank, bless'd vibe/essence.

We met some Shonga people on Bali

by Nikos1111 August 10, 2016