shweef

when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky

girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

shweird

sweet and weird at the same time.

baby i love you so much.... can i stick my penis in you.
oh david your so shweird.

by devilswheeltosteal June 27, 2010

Shweigh

Modifier: When something is either really fucking badass, or it's just pretty cool; this word describes such a thing.

"Dude, that music is pretty shweigh!"

"Hey man, I'm coming to get you now" said Bob
"Shweigh." replied Barftholomew.

by SirWalrus June 26, 2016

Shoeificate

The act of being buried alive with shoes

Person 1: If you don’t shut up I’m going to shoeificate you.

Chole: do it you wont

(The act of being buried alive with shoes)

by iamnotzacefron January 9, 2020

Shweef

The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.

Holy heck she can shweef

by bigborris69 October 11, 2021

Shweig

dirty, lack of knoledge, poor, little to no reputation

Shane Monteleone, Brandon Vore, Jay Valenti, Lance Madden, Brian Bowditch are all a bunch of shweigs.

by Mickdawnold April 2, 2010

shwifty

the act of removing ones undergarments and releasing fresh excrement on the surface beneath said persons

(person 1) hey did you see that giant yellow face?
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet

by pseudonym no.69 December 15, 2019