shwater

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

by warrfull June 17, 2006

burma shave

A widely popular innovative brand of shaving cream sold in a jar or tube so it could be put directly on the face without mixing with a cup and brush. Famous for it's highway advertising using consecutive signs with catchy verses.
(Burma Vita company, 1930's- 1960s)

"If harmony is...
The thing... You crave... Get a tuba... Burma Shave"

"Passing schoolyards... Take it slow... Let the little...Shavers grow...BurmaShave

"Shaving brush...All wet and hairy...Trade it in...For sanitary... BurmaShave

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Patrick Swavey

When you do something so insanely embarassing that, you wish you were never born.

Last time I drank Tequila I got all Patrick Swavey.

by bob0011 December 16, 2019

Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Very bad person1956921 December 16, 2019

I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012