Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

shwanking

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.

Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2

by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

shwank

another meaning for "sweet" positive notation

Wow! That is shwank!

by Blythe October 29, 2004

shwank

the easiest way to communicate that you think something is awesome .

that was shwank!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!!

by reallywhite May 31, 2011