Shwank

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

Shwank by funu555 September 27, 2014

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

shwank by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011

shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

shwank by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

shwank by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shwank

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

shwank by anal twat March 19, 2009

shwank

someone who is cooler than everyone

Oo! Check out Meggie and Sashi! They are so swank

shwank by Sashi April 21, 2005

shwank

This word is a mixture between swank and shway.

That was such a shwank party.

shwank by PYRO November 20, 2002