Shwampies

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

by Roldiny December 13, 2008

Shmamplicating

when you poop really alot.

DAYUM, I'M SHMAMPLICATING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

DID YOU JUST SHMAMPLICATE?! LIGHT A MATCH!

by LERAH RAISIN November 21, 2010

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

by yaboymd March 7, 2017

shampotty

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony March 20, 2011

Shampiddle

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

by Telephony October 23, 2010

Shampiss

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.

Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.

by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011

Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

by Paladin. October 24, 2011