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shmammered

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.
Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.
by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 18, 2006
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Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!
by Frisko June 18, 2006
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shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.
Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.
by ACandDC July 14, 2007
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Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
by schwammered June 5, 2010
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Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick
by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
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Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.
"Dude, You are so shmamered!"
by Yanna June 11, 2007
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shmammered

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered
Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.
by tywithawhy December 17, 2008
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