Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

shurinal

To defecate in a men's urinal.

All of the men's washrooms in the building now require keys for entry because Grant took a "shurinal" on the eighth floor. As a result I almost crapped my pants the other day when I lost my key. Luckily I had the sense to take a "shelevator."

by tommmmm April 6, 2006

I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013

T-Shirting

T-Shirt as a verb. To t-shirt something is to like it so much that you would want to wear it on the front of a custom t-shirt. This can be an item, photo/image, or phrase/quote.

James: Did you hear about that politician from Chicago?

Amy: Yeah, I bet they'll t-shirt that guy someday.

OR:

He liked his cats so much that he'll be t-shirting their pictures tonight.

by M. Fox October 19, 2009

for shurtain

50% of for sure and or 50% for certain

worthy of confidence, reliabilty

made by 2 sophmores @ DV(Glendale) during chemistry honors class!

Could be said with a rapper's slang.

Made by 2 kids Justin B. n Jeff A.

Is he really doing dat to that guy?
"For Shurtain"

by FIlipino Jeff August 27, 2009

Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

by BradS January 5, 2007

shurping

when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead.

The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fine linen.

by 1179 January 24, 2006