Shwoonk

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.

Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.

by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022

shtoop

To make love; to have sex. (jewish version)

My brother shtooped this girl at my house last night while my parents were sleeping.

My cousin said she would shtoop Nelly.

by Ryan B January 2, 2004

Stoon

A slang name for Saskatoon (the biggest city in Saskatchewan).

Yeah boyee that's how we do it in the Stoon!

by W_L September 26, 2009

Shitoon

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.

Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.

by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005

Ka- Shloon

Another way of saying thank you.

Heres your food

Ka- Shloon

You good bruh

Nah

by BruhBruhMoment February 14, 2020

Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

stoon

the act of ejaculating your warm gross load into a delicate piece of silverware and then mixing it with a drink.

"This beer is very nice, but it would be a lot better if I quickly Stooned into it! brb :3"

by DogBreathisDope January 13, 2023