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shitillion

An inexact but mind-blowingly large number, somewhere between a centillion and a googolplex. If every atom in the observable universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, and then every atom in the resulting universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, the number of atoms in that resulting universe would be dwarfed by a shitillion. Not a term to be used lightly.
I could list a shitillion reasons why I haven't seen the Battlefield Earth movie.
by Honky '98 February 27, 2012
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Shitification

the act of shitify

the act of turning something ugly
The shitification of that house is destroying the neighborhood.

The paint job and body modification was a shitification of a classic mustang.
by Bren36 August 28, 2009
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red shirting

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin
"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject
by subZOOM February 4, 2015
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shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.
"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."
by nachismo September 11, 2013
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The Shitis

The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.

In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.

The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.
I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.
by Dark Chocolate V2 March 18, 2013
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shitizen

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.
They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
by shitizen April 6, 2010
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Shiticular

When you are particular about where you have a dump !
At the festivals Gerry won't crap in the portaloo , he's Shiticular!!!
by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013
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