Sarita

A caring girl, Who is someone very original. She tends to be clumsy, And she usually has a lot of guy friends. She is a very trustworthy person. A person who doesn't break promises. She is a beautiful and gorgeous person. She has a bright smile, and seems to be like a very happy person and acts like everything is fine. She has a dark past has cried herself to sleep most times. She usually gets betrayed by most people. She is very social and tends to have many friends. She makes mistakes and is truly sorry when she does. She gets bullied and acts like everything's fine. She is an awesome best friend and will always be there for you when you need her. She tends to have a very good memory. She believes in second chances. She tends to trust the wrong people. She has beautiful brown eyes and beautiful brown hair. She is a real go getter and a best friend everyone wants to have. She is truly extraordinary person when you get to know her. She is extreamly funny, and hates drama. When she finds her real friends, and you're one of them, she will always remember you. She is an amazing dancer. She doesn't tend to show it off much. If you know a Sarita make sure you have her close to you and get to know her.

Sarita is an extraordinary person.

by OMGIT'STHENUMBER8 June 24, 2013

sheritan

The act of working a defined post with no breaks allowed, and the sun beating down on your arms with the short sleeved shirt burning ya skin

I worked that post the other day during my turkey and got a Sheritan

by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018

Shitapple

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Shitaneous Combustion

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004