head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

shriker

A ghost dog(used in parts of England)
Hellhound

Woman: The Shriker got my baby!
Man: That sucks...
Woman: U sir r a noob >:-(

by Tyler Razor January 12, 2008

boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

boner shrinker

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

by oslodude November 4, 2008