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shrek is love shrek is life

Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been given

And you will find out

It's never ogre
"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

shrek is love shrek is life
by feeltherain69 April 27, 2014
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a real reason to hide your children, hide your wives.
youtube: Shrek is love shrek is life
you: *commits suicide
by spiderpussy April 12, 2015
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life

It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)
Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"

Person "um... Yah....."

Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"

Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre

It's never ogre
by itsmebitch June 21, 2016
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I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.
by WastedTime2032 February 12, 2017
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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.

Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
by Shrek’s Little Slut May 2, 2022
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Shrek is life

Shrek is the god who almost equal power to shaggy
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
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