Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Shpongle

An electronic music group specializing in the arts of musical composition, particularly of the psychedelic chillout genre.

A circular vortex is spinning, Are You Shpongled?

by A modest user July 10, 2006

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

Shpongleland

Going to "Shpongleland" is when one takes enough of a psychedelic drug, such as LSD, DMT, psilocybin mushrooms, etc, to feel as if they have gone to another dimension. Not to be confused with 'Ego Death.'

Guy 1: So, how was your first time doing LSD, my dude?
Guy 2: Man...I went to Shpongleland.
Guy 1: Goddamn.

by lmperfect November 26, 2016

Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013

King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

Shpongle

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

also a good trance band

"I'm feeling very shpongled.
Smashed,mashed, completely geschtonkenflapped.

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

Feel so smooth.....Everything tingling
" shpongle - room 23

by saucy von autofleisch October 17, 2003