shatire

(n) - a peice of creative writing that is done seriously, but is deemed so shat, that it was taken as satire. Hence shatire

Ms Kaye: I dont accept shatire *insert sad face*
Student: It's not meant to be funny...

"The emerald green mountains next to the crystal clear sea"

by Kenny is a fag November 2, 2006

Shpagiggle

A word used to show that you are a freak. You would use this word during a wild outburst of strangeness.

Jeff: I really like the snow, it really makes me feel-
Bob: SHPAGIGGLE!

by Homeskillabiscuit January 5, 2009

shatisha

a pretty, funny, amazing, friend! Shatisha laughs at everything even in serious situations. Shatisha is the type of person to make everyone in the room laugh and typically has a friend group of 2-3 people. When Shatisha walks in the room you know you’ll be in for a treat! Shatisha is definitely the type of person who makes you smile when you’re having a hard day.

person 1: Hey have you heard shatisha’s jokes? they’re hilarious!
person 2: I have! Shatisha is the funniest person i’ve met!

by gucciluna2wice March 13, 2022

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.

Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!

by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011

shatican

The new name of the home of the Pope after Joe Biden shat his pants during his visit there.

I was going to go to mass in Rome, but I couldn’t stand the smell in the Shatican long enough.

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

Shati

The most gorgeous girl in the entire world. Her sexiness exudes when she enters a room. All eyes on her. People envy this diamond in the ruff. She doesn't care. And they hate it. Best cook, own, style, attractive friends. This girl is different. This girl is the shit. She is a star and she knows it. She is one of the best friends you could ever have. Secretly she really is a diva.

I went to the party and Shati was getting all the attention!

by Starzz101 January 13, 2017

Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.

The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.

by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010