noob-spasm

the act of a noob having a mini-seizure due to its inability to comprehend what is happening around it. This can happen because there is either an athority figure around that is telling the noob what to do, or it may just be getting pwned too hard by the noobius eradicus

noobious eradicus:
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"

by PGAtour09pwnt December 9, 2008

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Gasm Spasm

The vaginal contractions that occur during intense female orgasms. This exerts pressure on the penis causing tremendous pleasure for everyone!

"Ooohh Ahhhh oooooohhhh YESSS"... Now THAT was a HUGE gasm spasm.

by Ian Lawless June 19, 2006

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spasm chasm

vagina - common in low grade pornographic literature in the 1970

"I rammed my thrusting love muscle deep into her spasm chasm"

by Spycho August 4, 2003

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Rectal Spasm

When ecto gunk explodes from the rear.

"Dayum, I was just chillin, mindin mah own business, when all of a sudden I had a rectal spasm! That shiz is messy!"

by Squaddeh June 21, 2012

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Apple-S Spasm

A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.

Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!

by joakim22 November 30, 2011

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