spanxy

A variation of sexy unique to those with especially spankable asses.

Damn, Coco, you were looking pretty spanxy last night in that clingy vintage sweater dress... was pretty tough to keep my hands off.

by yourmummmm September 12, 2009

shpants

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

by ricky January 18, 2004

shpang

(n. adj. adv. v. prn.) Shpang: A word that can take on any gramatical form.

w00t! You shpanged em!
Dude, you stepped in a major pile of shpang!
My new car is shpangin'!

by Jordan Hubbard August 3, 2004

shpanks

thanks, usually said by teenage girls

Shpanks for the cookies.

by selkie grrrl November 7, 2011

shpance

One who plays too many video games and stands on a corner for his or her job shaking a sign.

"Look at him over there in his weenie costume with that obnoxious sign, he's such a shpance haha."

by kingofcrunk_queencarnage November 6, 2012

Shpank

A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.

Ouch, my girlfriend shpanked me last night and it hurts when I sit down or poop.

by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009

shpants

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005