Shotless

Someone who doesn't have a chance (shot) in doing something

He is going to Harvard University

No way, shotless

by Reitik December 31, 2021

shoeless camel

a sexual act, not unlike the infamous "bangladesh bomber" or the "funnel cake" or the "potato salad" or the "algerian omelet", named for the appearance of the lady after the dirty deed.

so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.

"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"

by lm ap calculus bc 2006 nate September 23, 2006

shoeless

to be without shoes. To be lacking a sense of location, purpose, or shoes.

Everyone look at max hit on those two older men at the bar. He's so shoeless!

by Ross G April 2, 2008

shoelessionel

shoo-less-in-al
when a girl shops for to many shoes at once
addicted to shoe shopping

my girlfriend is so shoelessionel at the store.
I hate shoelessionel people

by justin nomellini December 9, 2008

Shoelessvr

A gtag fish leg and leader of the fishleg cult

Shoelessvr is shit at gtag

by Shoelessvr March 20, 2022

Shoeless

The act of being so fucked up that you have no concept of time, place, intoxication level or actions. Can be acheived by any means of consumtion, ie: alcohol, drugs or any mixing of impairing substances. Shoelessness is usually accompanied by more consuption of impairing substances, generally being fucked up, loss of memory, and a case of the assholes.

Dude: Wtf happened last night?
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.

by Juphro September 29, 2011

shoeless joe

Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.

Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.

by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005