Showergorgon

An excruciatingly cold shower.

A few days ago I took a showergorgon.

by Earthan Thanos February 7, 2019

Showermonia

Not wanting to Shower any day of the week (CAUTION can be spread)

Eww you smell!

you got the showermonia

by Urfatmxm January 2, 2022

showerbang

When two humans engage in sexual intercourse in the shower. The female usually against the shower door/wall leaving prints.

Sally was ready to showerbang bob

by Live for fun January 28, 2006

showercut

When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.

Mom: Mike what happened to the water!
Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut

by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009

Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014

showerpunt

A quick, silent jerk-off in the shower.

My wife was right there brushing her teeth, but I still snuck in a showerpunt.

by 0xf00d December 10, 2007

showergasm

a showergasm is when you put the tip of your dick in the spot where the water of the shower hits the hardest.

hey breh i had a nice showergasm last night when i was taking a shower

by majordick January 30, 2010