Shower Curtain 

Noun. The act of wetting your pants, letting it dry, and then later, without changing clothes, having oral sex with someone. They don't know it but they just licked something as filthy as a shower curtain.

I got drunk and pissed myself at the party. Six hours later I was making out with that red headed chick and she gave me a shower curtain.

Shower Curtain by TeamMillunzi February 18, 2009

Shower Curtain 

Josh is a fuking shower curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain

Shower Curtain by HailRussia November 25, 2019

Shower Curtain 

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe

The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.

Shower Curtain by Floridabeachgirl January 26, 2021

Shower Curtain {Wedgie} 

The shower curtain has gone between yo booty cheeks and becomes wedged.

Dude I was late for work was quickly drying off bent to dry my legs stood up and DAMN Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

Shower Curtain {Wedgie} by Fantazzle December 19, 2008

Shower Curtain Tug 

Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.

Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.

Shower Curtain Tug by Hotdizzle October 10, 2008

Tennessee Shower Curtain 

A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.

I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!

Tennessee Shower Curtain by G005E October 11, 2006

The Shower Curtain Swat 

This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.

No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.

The Shower Curtain Swat by Nadia! December 27, 2017