A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park

Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.

Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?

by Meximan May 21, 2007

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Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

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Mexican Buck Shot

The fecal spatter which remains in the toilet above the water line even after flushing. This usually occurs after consuming cheap Mexican food.

Brian must have had Taco Bell last night. The toilet is loaded with Mexican Buck Shot.

by Still House Stevie December 8, 2010

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Mexican T-shirt

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

by dankrab March 22, 2008

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Mexican Sling Shot

A move whereby a stripper leverages her thong panties to sling shot a bald Mexican's head into her ass crack.

She begins by planting her ass on your bald Mexican friend's face. Next, she stretches her thong panty over said bald head, hooking it behind his cauliflower ears then, bounces it and him to and fro until his head and face are sufficiently pelted by her fleshy ass (and associated ass crack) and sweaty pussy.

Tiffany gave Raul a Mexican sling shot at the tip rail.

by Baby Hugh Heffner July 11, 2009

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