stuffed shirt

A wealthy, self-important, overly formal type; a fellow with a stick up his arse. A pompous ass.

"Have your heard? Cholmondely is in love with a horse!"
"Do tell! Is it a mare or a stallion?"
"Oh, a mare, of course. Nothing queer about Cholmondely!"

by octopod February 24, 2004

stuffed shirt

1. A pompous jerk.
2. A politician.

"That stuffed shirt thinks his by-products smell like roses when in fact they do not."

by Renee February 25, 2004

stuffed shirt

Outdated UK English slang for over-conventional and maybe pompous/old fashioned man
More modern equivalent = old fart.

He's a real stuffed shirt

by DJ February 25, 2004

shortstuff

A cute nickname for only the cutest girl ever who is 4'9" and is so much fun to be around!

her boyfriend: hey shortstuff wanna come over and hang out??
shortstuff: definitely!! but only cuz u called me shortstuff!! ;)

by unknown cutie pie! May 12, 2006

stuffed shirt

one who exudes the art of being completely anal retentive and overly organized; paying close attention to detail to the point of being painfully uptight.

Jordan's revenue figures for March were presented in typical stuffed shirt fashion; complete with a color coded chart. Yellow is projected, green is actual red indicates the project had been completed.

Jordan Gilbert is a stuffed shirt.

by mdg76 December 15, 2008

stuffed shirt

A pompous windbag, who may well look as if he strains to do up his shirt in the mornings.
A habitual bore or fuddy duddy.

You are reckoned a success,
And the public praise you win;
There's your picture in the Press,
Pouchy eyes and triple chin.
Wealth,--of it you fairly stink;
Health,--what does your Doctor think?

- From 'To A Stuffed Shirt' by Robert Service.

by Patchwork Sniper February 27, 2004

stuffed shirt

A well turned out gentleman with the brains of a rocking-horse.

Although Hayden gave the impression of being a sophisticated man about town, he was in fact a complete stuffed shirt.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004