short people 

a person that is short

people named lucy are generally short people

short people by ahhhhhhhhdjgjckxksjsbz January 9, 2022

Short People 

The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.

Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!

Short People by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024

Short People Day 

Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5

Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day

Short People Day by SkyzTheGuy July 28, 2021

Short people day 

October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!

Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....

Short people day by I_AM_ GROOT44-49 November 1, 2019

Short people energy 

Willing to throw down with anyone despite their own, usually little to low in comparison, personal abilities. Can be in a fight or with any skill. Constantly over estimates their ability but their confidence and energy makes up for it 10 fold.

10 pound bag of energy in a 2 pound bag

Human version of small dog energy/syndrome. Person can be of any size but still have it

Dude just tried to fight 3 jacked dudes who were all over 6 feet tall! Total short people energy. It was like watching a chihuahua trying to fight a Doberman.

Did he win?

Actually he got a few blows in while they were wondering if he was serious or not.

Short people energy by Doodlebird January 2, 2022

Short People Kink 

When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink

“Yo dude, i love short people”
“Ew, short people kink.”

Short People Kink by Unoimia April 28, 2022

short people syndrome 

This disorder is typically more common in males. It is caused by the short person's feelings that society looks down on them for being short. Characteristics include, in any combination, talking loud, bringing other people down, excessive pride/cockiness, and sometimes (my personal favorite) climbing on tall objects, all in a futile attempt to feel bigger. Utterly hilarious to the average-sized onlooker.

Closely related to fat people syndrome

John: OMFG I AM LIKE THE COOLEST KID EVER!!!

Susan: (to Brian) Wow he is that kid?

Brian: Haha that's John. He suffers from short people syndrome and has to talk loud and cocky to feel bigger.

Susan: Oh my gosh wow look at him now he's climbing that tree hahahaha

short people syndrome by Rastaroth May 14, 2009