hammerhead sharking

When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.

Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.

by GZX959 December 29, 2015

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Party Sharking

The act of holding a cardboard shark fin between your butt cheeks and being crowd surfed.

1- We're playing beer pong at my place tonight, what are you doing?
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.

by JDigglesby September 28, 2009

sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

by Rosie November 5, 2003

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

shirking from home

To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.

Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.

by Babster April 27, 2008

Japanese Sharking

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.

A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.

by Draven99984 August 12, 2008