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Shober

A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?
by kbyefornow November 7, 2018
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David Shomen

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
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shmergle

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!
*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”
by han-meg March 6, 2020
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shoverk

A very messed up shovel. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a shovel, and also as an insult or a compliment.
Bob:He has a very messed up shoverk.
Susan: He has a large shoverk.
Dan:Her face looks like a shoverk shovel.
by Foolish Person December 14, 2021
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shmerm

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.
"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."
by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008
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Shober

The perfect shober does not exi-
by doglitter October 29, 2018
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shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.
"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"
by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008
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