Shoit

When something worthy of yelling to the skies happens but your around parents or young children. A mix of shoot and shit

Shoit I stepped in a mouse trap. Holy shoit.

by BoberttheBob November 25, 2021

doip shoit

by GhettoIceCream November 6, 2017

Shitting and shooting someone both at the same time or shooting yourself and shitting yourself simultationsly

"I'm going to shoit myself" Said John,

"No don't do it" said his mother

by Dr. Nefario October 16, 2020

A less intense way of saying SHIT to somebody. Goes unnoticed for a while, but soon they'll realize what it means.

Gril 1: Hey, that nard is such a SHOITE!
Gril 6: No, you're a SHOITE!

by an0nym0us3 December 4, 2017

"You ran out of laxatives? Shoit!"
"Dog shoited on me :("

by pseudouwo July 28, 2021