Shlinked

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

by Extremis- May 9, 2022

shmoinked

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

spoinked

Cumshot anywhere on or in the body

I spoinked your mom's vadge

by Darsholn April 21, 2014

Shonked

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.

After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!

by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

Shminked

Being so fucked up on drugs the only word u know is shminked

Bruh duh crack got me shminked

Smokin that loud. I’m shminked

by Huge pussy flaps July 8, 2018

Shoinkendingles

The world renowned "shoinks" with a little twist to add more expression. It's commonly used to express nervousness, anxiety, worry, or concern. Can be used any other way too.

Oh shoinkendingles, I left my sundae at the barbershop!

by KKFIL July 10, 2025