Scum Shuttle

Guy: Dude, where's your car at?

Other Guy: Had to leave it, couldn't get it parked. Gonna have to ride the Scum Shuttle home.

Guy: That sucks ass, man.

by sosyermaw January 31, 2010

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Shuttling

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.

Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)

by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017

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An action used primarily on Pizza Shuttle's pizzas. Known for their excessive amounts of grease, these pizzas require very specific handling. In addition to the necessity of eating them only within an hour of the purchase, one can preform the 'Shuttle drop'. Essentially, after purchasing said pizza, one leaves it in the box, flips it over, and drops the pizza on the floor. The pizza is then picked up, and the inside of the box is examined. The grease that was once on the pizza has now been soaked up by the cardboard. The pizza is now ready for consumption.

Person One: "Oh goodie....Pizza Shuttle pizza!"
Person Two: "Quick....let us eat it before it becomes a slab of concrete saturated by grease!"
Person One: "Nonsense...quick! Preform the shuttle drop and all will be well!"
Person Two: "Don't be silly!" *eats pizza* "Oh no...I can feel my arteries clogging!" *dies"
Person Three: "Holy wow! What happened to him?!"
Person One: "He neglected the shuttle drop."
Person Three: "Then he deserved to die."

by bontraivailmonkey January 2, 2008

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