Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.
"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."
by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007
Get the shentonise mug.A "shetox" or a "hetox" are both essentially a cleansing of the opposite sex from one's life. They can be focused on one individual (cleansing one's ex-boyfriend or girlfriend from one's life) or they can be a result of a stressful period of time that involves too much dating/random sex.
A spin-off of the term "detox", in which one cleanses their body from built up toxins by only eating certain healthy foods and not ingesting any processed foods, alcohol or drugs (caffeine included) for a set amount of time (usually 30 days, or less for more intensive detoxes), a shetox/hetox involves going for 60 days or more without ANY interaction with the opposite sex, i.e. NO phone calls, no emails, NO text messages, NO dating, NO sex, NO CONTACT, NO MATTER WHAT.
The point of the shetox/hetox is to clear one's mind and rebalance one's emotions after a time of particularly intense mental and emotional stress and/or heartache. Put simply, a hetox/shetox allows one to focus on oneself and get back to a place of healthy heart and mind, and basically, to get over the ex.
A spin-off of the term "detox", in which one cleanses their body from built up toxins by only eating certain healthy foods and not ingesting any processed foods, alcohol or drugs (caffeine included) for a set amount of time (usually 30 days, or less for more intensive detoxes), a shetox/hetox involves going for 60 days or more without ANY interaction with the opposite sex, i.e. NO phone calls, no emails, NO text messages, NO dating, NO sex, NO CONTACT, NO MATTER WHAT.
The point of the shetox/hetox is to clear one's mind and rebalance one's emotions after a time of particularly intense mental and emotional stress and/or heartache. Put simply, a hetox/shetox allows one to focus on oneself and get back to a place of healthy heart and mind, and basically, to get over the ex.
The break-up was so ugly that the couple mutually decided to embark on a 60 day shetox/hetox from each other.
by Katie Carlson May 27, 2008
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In Albanian "shpetona" means save us. but...shpetona as a person is someone absolutely perfect.
shpetona is a very kind, loving and caring person. shpetona could really save your life just by her being in it. :)
shpetona is a very kind, loving and caring person. shpetona could really save your life just by her being in it. :)
by food_queent November 25, 2021
Get the shpetona mug.That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.
That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.
That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.
by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007
Get the Shentonize mug.Similar to retox, shetox is the attempted process of reversing the effect of being around females.
It is rumoured that Einstein once theorised that as a corollary to his theory of relativity, the affect of being around females too often is relative to the individual's usual level of exposure, as highlighted below.
Shetox is the antomym of hetox.
It is rumoured that Einstein once theorised that as a corollary to his theory of relativity, the affect of being around females too often is relative to the individual's usual level of exposure, as highlighted below.
Shetox is the antomym of hetox.
Dude, you just got out of the army. It's far too soon to shetox.
Abraham, you're really starting to wax my bonnet with your talk about love and life. I think it's time you shetox.
Abraham, you're really starting to wax my bonnet with your talk about love and life. I think it's time you shetox.
by Jezztor August 26, 2009
Get the Shetox mug.Colloquialism for Johnson City, New York, birthplace of the Endicott Johnson Shoe company around the turn of the 20th century. The quintessential company town, factory workers lived in homes built and owned by the company. EJ was known for hiring immigrant workers who were proclaimed to have gotten to Ellis Island and asked "which way E-J"?
by heddy June 30, 2012
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