Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

Shweat

The awful BO smell of an obese roommate who doesn't shower

The amount of shweat in this house is too damn high!

by fedoompach November 5, 2014

Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015

Shweats

That chilly, sweaty feeling you get when you get a really bad cramp and there is no toilet available, and you're pretty sure you are about to shit yourself.

Tim, did that bucket of chicken upset your delicate colon?

Yeah, get me to a bathroom quick, I got the "Shweats"

by Gummonkey September 15, 2009

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

Shenatics

A mixture of Shenanigans and Antics. An art that consists of vigorous activity in the pursuit of nonsense and frivolity.

If you don't stop these shenatics, we will have to ask you to leave the park.

by John Gorup October 12, 2004

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018