Shnart

Sneeze+fart+shit

Dude... we gotta go. I just Shnarted.

by lobo108 August 23, 2012

shnart

The act of shitting ones pants as a result of trying to hold in a sneeze. Sneeze induced shart.

I had to sneeze while I was in church but ended up shnarting.

by Delete_the_peace December 15, 2007

Shnarts

A word you say when you are disappointed or mad insted of using darn or s***.

"Did you bring the cokes?"
"Shnarts! I forgot them!"

by FoodstamptheTruck June 26, 2017

Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.

Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.

by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019

piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

Shnart

To shit,sneeze and fart all in one action

Oh shit i shnarted my underwear can u lick my ass

by Molywhomp December 4, 2017

shnart

worse than the sneeze fart combo.. this one usually occurs the day after a hot indian curry and a few too many pints. Often occurring in an office cubicle with the air-conditioning on full, right before lunch. The unsuspecting culprit sneezes followed by a shart.... a shnart

*results in quick jaunt to the john for inspection*
*followed by flying commando for the rest of the day*

John: Bless you Ted.

Ted: ?

BRB.........

Barbara: I think Ted shnarted that lousy prick

by sarahr2727 November 15, 2013