Shmooze

v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.

What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.

by enbob89 January 29, 2005

shmooze

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.

Dude, you totally shmoozed her.

by greekhyperion October 9, 2007

Shmoozin

the action of a male trying to pull a female by way of smooth talking, chat-up lines, buying drinks, texting, and generally flirting. The male does this as he has the ulteria motive of bedding said female.

Sam has been shmoozin that lass all night.

Danny is shmoozin Jill.

I am going to shmooz that fit bird.

by The Pid March 24, 2009

Shmoozer

Someone that uses other people for their benefit

bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."

by henryzz September 28, 2008

The Shmooze

1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.

2. Also known as The Snooze.

3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.

"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."

by The One and Only Dylan Gosland October 22, 2008

shmoozing

to be very sexy and flirty maybe even have sex in a small place with a guy and or girl you like ;

girll! when are you and that boy gunna start shmoozing?!

by silly and billy <3 October 20, 2008

shmooze

(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.

"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"

by ClassicPhil69er December 11, 2010