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smooshkin

When you're doing it in the missionary position and your sweaty chests bump together and make a fart noise.
"We wuz in our nudies and real serious, but a smooshkin broke the intensity and made us laugh"
by JiggaSlicedHimSelf July 27, 2009
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ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.
Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?
by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014
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shmushka

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".
Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)
by pentozali April 25, 2010
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Shmookah

Shmookah is when your are smoking hookah (Shisha), while receiving a blowjob.
Dude my chick totally gave me a shmookah last night.
by Shmookah5000 July 20, 2010
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Shmoosh

To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique
Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?
by Kidsticky December 31, 2019
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Smooshball

A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.

Basics:

The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.

Each shot is worth one point.

There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.

A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.

Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.

Turbo Rounds:

In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.

Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.

If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.

Bonuses:

If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.

If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.

End:

full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.
Hey, wanna play smooshball?

sure. :)
by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010
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shmoosh

verb; to consumate, fuck, have sex.
"Yeah, we shmooshed last night."

-Ronnie from Jersey Shore
by btownmt459 August 17, 2010
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