Shmoo

1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner

1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"

2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"

by PrettyStarFury May 18, 2009

shmoo

an complete an utter imbecile, idiot, willy no common sense

person 1- you no jodie

person 2- yes
person 1- she is a right shmoo

by shmooman May 11, 2011

Shmoo

A cigarette. Used in the Twin Cities region, more specifically the town of Eden Prairie. Goes in conjunction with "busting a shmoo", which means to have a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go bust a shmoo after class?

by B-jammin September 19, 2006

shmoo

1. A dork and/or pathetic person.

2. Any white kid not brought up in the ghetto who listens to rap, anyone who listens to any form of emo, anyone who not brought up in a rural area who hopped on the country wagon cuz it's popular now.

1. That guy playing miniature golf by himself is a total shmoo.

2. "Hey guys wanna listen to some Atreyu"

"No, shmoo."

by Andrew R Morozin April 3, 2008

Shmoo

Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D

He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.

by LaLala40034 May 15, 2009

shmoo

A fat, shapeless man, especially one with no chin, derived from the white blob cartoon character

by alphachimp October 16, 2003

shmoo

An exclamation of dissapointment or sadness.

R -Hey Shaina...wanna go bone?
S -With you? Shmoo...

by Shaina G May 30, 2005