shmshmortion

Word used in place of "abortion", for people who are overly dramatic and sensitive to the subject of pregnancy or abortion.

Jill-"I'm Pregnant."

Kevin-"OHHH NOOOO!!"

Jill-"Calm down, i'll go get a shmshmortion down at the shmshmortion clinic."

by Autummmn December 9, 2008

Shmushmortion

a common euphemism for abortion

"Oh no! I'm preggers!"
"Get a shmushmortion."

by Piopei April 30, 2009

Shmishmorshan

A euphemism for a word that rhymes with it.

"Don't get a shmishmorshan, it hasn't even seen its dick yet!"

"There are so many vaginas destroyed before, during and after the shmishmorshan process."

CAUTION!!!

BABIES CAN'T DECIPHER THIS WORD, FOR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS REFRAIN FROM UTTERING ITS ACTUAL MEANING IN THE PRESENCE OF POTENTIAL MOTHER'S STOMACHES!

by SupremeKaiser September 4, 2009

Shmishmormon

The term used to describe a person who was baptized mormon, but does everything a mormon is not supposed to do, i.e: drink, smoke, gamble, have sex, etc. They also no longer attend church, and usually were only baptized becuase their parents made them.

did you have ay idea that bill was such a shmishmormon???

by Kcornsmell April 25, 2011

smishmorshmun

stealth for abortion mofo

ah fuk im preggaz, need a smishmorshmun

by split pin November 24, 2009

shmishmoney

Massive abuser of drugs and alcohol, yet attempting to portray yourself as normal even though it is completely obvious

Look at the shmishmoney over at the bar! He is gonna pass out!

by Phxjrf April 21, 2022

smashmore

the best man alive

f: smashmore is great

by hotwheelsareocoolguys May 20, 2024