Shmeckels

Another word for money, cash, coins, mulla, schmoney, stacks, etc.

Look at all my shmeckels.
I can buy a lot of nugs with all my shmeckels!
Grab my shmeckels from my wallet.

by VNova December 4, 2019

Shmeckel freckles

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

by Anonymousleader Shitshowery November 14, 2022

shmekel

Yiddish for a prepubecent penis

Awe....doesn't he have a cute little shmekel....

by HT-Dog January 3, 2008

Shmeckel

a word to replace any 1 word in a sentance

"Fuck you, you fuckin' shmeckel"

by nagger jones December 5, 2003

shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

shmerkle

to love a person

"I shmerkle you"

by shmerkler8 April 26, 2009

Smerkel

Oral sex act whereby the recipient's balls are licked or sucked while his penis is being vigorously rubbed by hand.

John moaned in pleasure as the smerkel was being performed on him.

by Brian Steele August 2, 2012