Shmeelah

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

shmeeky kleeky

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Shmeelof

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

Robert Sheehan

The finest man to ever walk the planet ; also starred in Misfits as Nathan .

person 1 : whos robert sheehan ?
person 2: the finest man ever .

by fgdifygg jgztwjJrahsfnsfnjfsr November 18, 2020

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021