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Shmeal

A large ass meal for one person and/or a menu item that has anything added to the original ingredients by request of the costumer.
My boi Bubble Bass out here ordering a fuckin’ shmeal like holy shit!
by Fuznud November 16, 2020
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Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021
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hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.
Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.
by thetinwomen March 3, 2011
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Shealynn

The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)
Shealynn is Jason’s bae. <3
by Shealynn is cute | ily ~JasonL September 25, 2018
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Shmeag

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.
This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.
by ofamountain August 23, 2018
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shmalien

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah
Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016
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