Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

shmagoogle

more than anything there ever was. It its higher than infinity.

there are a shmagoogle of stars in the universe.

by lawnmower 1 January 13, 2006

Shinoogle

A person who lacks common sense.

An idiot.

A person who falls for a trick.

A person who gets screwed.

Man, you're a shinoogle for saying that.

Damn it, I got shinoogled.

by Lord Chickola August 2, 2006

Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020

shmangle

replacement for toss/sauce

James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!

by yolosaynono June 16, 2015

shmoogle

1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff

I totally want to shmoogle that guy" or "I feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats" or "Oh, shmoogle, don't worry, i love you" or "Yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth

by shmooglegirl June 12, 2011