shmammerd

your past hammerd, your past smashed.

your both.

shmammerd.

also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both

"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"

ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"

by felicia_Greek mafia January 15, 2007

Shamamerd

When Sean Wick drinks all day and night and has a secretive, yet suttle tone,upon his proclamation.

"No! I'm not Shamamerd! - Sean Wick

by Fetus-Deletus August 14, 2023

shmamered

when ur stoned and hammered

"oh AS im fucken shmamered"
"yah dario!"

by ahmanada May 13, 2005

shmamered

1. getting shit faced drunk
2. getting totally high
3. rockin out with your cock out
4. doing random people
5. group orgies

1. we're getting shmamered tonight
2. did you go to that shmamer fest the other night?

by Manda && Tay July 7, 2006

shmammerd

striaght crunk beyond belief

Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd

by C. Moss January 31, 2008

shmamered

The act of drinking SoCo and Dr. Pepper to the point that you are too intoxicated to function properly and/or remember anything you just did.

What happened last night?" "You got shmamered last night and threw everything around that you could get your hands on.

by spooby October 13, 2010

Shmamered

When you can't decide if you're totally smashed or just hammered.

I am completely shmamered I don't know if I'm hammered or just smashed.

by Jaimexoxo December 17, 2017