shmackle

shmackle (verb)

the sound you make when you are pretending to jack off. doesn’t matter where on you body

Person One: OMG, are you jacking off?
Person Two: No, i’m just shmackling.

shmackle

by sneakerhead8275 on instagram March 13, 2019

flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by woody May 25, 2003

Smackables

Any type of snack when you are high as well as a group of bad bitches.

Yo bro you see those smackables down the street.

We need to get some smackables pronto.

by Mandingomeech July 15, 2016

Shmackle

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.

Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(

by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010

Shmuckable

an atractive male who is fuckable, normally identified with a jew-fro/jew-pro.

Emma "Oh... My... Gosh..."
Arlia "emma, why are you touching yourself inapropriately?"
Emma *dribbles* "did you see that dude in costa coffee? He was totally shmuckable!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

shankable

Shankable is when someone’s face looks like they’re just begging for a shank. Never feel guilty about shanking someone who looks shankable.

Me: ‘Wow look at Jojo!!!!! Her face is looking shankable today!!!!’

You: ‘ Sister U right!’

Jojo: ‘Hunni who do u-‘
Me: *Shanks face*

by Karissypoo February 26, 2019

snackable

It describes short online articles, videos and other content that are quick and easy to read or watch. Just like eating snack, quick and easy.

"Because my free time is short, it's good to find some snackable videos I can watch on my smartphone while I wait for the bus"
"Theses days videos are often less than a minute long so that snackable and appeal to a younger audience.

by Shrek Luz April 21, 2020