shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Shloomy

Shloomy is a legendary word that many people will soon find. Shloomy is just a vibe you can be on. It can also be used in the context of "Shloomy Time" which basically means you're currently having a phenomenal time.

Its shloomy time! I'm feeling so good and awesome right now, the vibes are immaculate

by Shloomy June 8, 2021

Shroomerian

a person whos religious knowledge and experience comes from the psychedelic use of mushrooms. A shroomerian is a self proclaimed religion coming from the word shroom which is the psychedelic mushroom. These are people who would rather not follow society but do "their own thing" which involves religious excursions in the mountains or practically any good place to achieve knowledge and attain more spirituality in life rather than go to church and pray for something that you are not sure that is there. Faith is just a word society needs to say to get that feeling of courage in them so they can move on with life.

Hey man what religion are you?

Shroomerian how about you?

Hey man i understand the secret of life!

Good, welcome to the other side.

Shroomerian too? got enough for two?

Yeah man, here! see you on the other side!

by RGAMushroom January 17, 2011

shloom

The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".

"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."

by "Rowdy" Roddy Johnson June 27, 2009

Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.

"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"

by Excelsior December 28, 2005

Saloomeh

A woman with beautiful attributes. She has medium length brown hair, green eyes, and a slightly tanned tone of skin. Her voices sounds like beautiful chirping birds and she smells of roses.

That woman has the beauty of Saloomeh!

by Katie Dickinson January 2, 2012