shlonger donger

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

by chris robbinz January 24, 2007

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

Shlongkey

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

by deltron3030 September 9, 2013

shlongbomb

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

by CayBri February 7, 2017

Shlongexposure

A classier way to describe photographs of male gentalia. See also: Dick Pic.

Did you send her a dick pic? No she's too classy for that. I sent her a shlongexposure instead.

by Lexoh January 14, 2021