Awesome vlogging youtuber who is currently dating Jenna Marbles. He co-hosts the Jenna&Julien podcast and has an Italian greyhound name Peach(nicknamed Paesh). He and Jenna live together with their dogs Peach, Kermit, and Mr. Marbles. The recent addition was their hamster named Ad. When he was a child he saved his family by putting out a fire that was started by a teapot on the stove.
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Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009
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A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.
Will you stop being a shoomit, you've already spent 25000 dollars today
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit
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2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.
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"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009
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