Once upon a time there was a man called bob. Now bob liked his occasional bud, one day he ran out. Geoff happened to be with him at the time. Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle", Geoff ran to the local chemists and fetched Bob some more bud. Well..mary didnt like the fact that geoff went, she had longed to go to the local chemists, but never had the chance. So while Bob weren't looking she spade Geoff over the head and dragged his body 2 miles to nearest graveyard, and buried him. When Bob said "fo' shizzle my nizzle" the next day, he was expecting Geoff. There was no sign of Geoff, so he said it louder, still no sign. All of a sudden Mary came running back from the local whore house and said "ill go!!". She ran and ran and ran until....she got trampled over by en elephant. Bob never did get any more bud after that, and if you listen you can still hear his ghost shouting "fo' shizzle my nizzle".

Bob: fo' shizzle my nizzle
Geoff: (no answer)
Mary: (no answer)

shizzle my nizzle by Mr. T October 20, 2004

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shizzle my nizzle

basically means..Shit my Nigga..

all the other definitions 4 it on ere are wrong..

keisha: omg jason just got robbed!

jemal: shizzle my nizzle..lets kick yard an tell his brother

shizzle my nizzle by xxitsstokesybabexx October 16, 2008

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